Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Baz - I'm not sure he's really committed to McCrae

Just saw an email from Baz.  I think he's losing it. He might be ready to give up the crown this year - trophy, team captain, the whole friggin nine yards. So let's have it - your own personal scouting report on Baz:

Here's my take:

Records / Awards / Stats: 2nd longest consecutive appearances as a Mucker (second only to Eddie!); most days in American prison, most Monday ice, biggest cooler, repeat winner: biggest fish, shore casting, trick casting

Strengths: Leadership, delegation+++, clever, humour, agility,  somehow catches fish in that damn ship of fools; always a threat for biggest fish, big mug of kahluha, knows how to keep ice from melting all weekend, always has extra smokes; knows when his team needs snacks

Weaknesses: Zif, streaky, inconsistent, late riser; can over think the game / try too hard due to limited game time (see late riser); often disappears for years at a time, after the rape/murder "joke" he scares me,

Intangibles: Immodium, Sunday mornings; big play potential - game breaker; in final months of management contract year

Quotable: "Damn! My three smartest guys are out in the boat"; rape/murder "joke" (can't repeat it)

2 comments:

  1. Post your comments! Let the ball busting begin!

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  2. First things first, I am the current holder of longest consecutive streak 24 years in a row and counting! I continue to balance the weekend with rest fun and fish. I am not losing anything I am just making sure there is ample opportunity for Billy to have ammunition and possibly lead his team out of a lot of years of finishing 2nd! My LIVER is stronger then ever it's well rested and raring to go! Immodium will help return me to the glorious past with a few Advil's. My body is old but my will is still young.... Just pray I don't get the Beauchamp brothers on my team this will just add to the Legacy Of Baz... Smart sleeper and dumb drunk!

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